I'm totally fucked.

Dude, I am so fucking plastered right now. We had our departmental graduation dinner tonight and I drank *waaaaaaaaaaaaaay* tooo much. I've already thrown up once in Fado, and Shana and Rob convinced me to take a cab home.

I'm writing this blog entry from my bathroom, and I'm sure you can guess what that means. I'm totally fucked up. It's been years since I've been this drunk. I started out with a plastic bag in my hand and headed for the bathroom right about the time I figured the plastic bag would be inadequate compensation for the shit I've been feeling. I've since upchucked 2-3 times into my toilet.

Moral of the story: know your limits. Don't fuck with them.