Enough water to fill me up (and make me wet my bed?)

Dude, I'm fucking starving. I had a little leftover sandwich about five and a half hours ago. I think I have a bag of chips in my bag, and that'll be dinner along with enough water to fill me up (and make me wet my bed?). Maybe tomorrow Dana and I can find going to the grocery store exciting, but I don't think so. We'll have to find something cooler to do.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?!

Joe and Miki sent me a picture/card of Renee. That kid is cute, man. Shit. Although I doubt the snow she's sitting on in her Phoenix backyard is real.

I got my grubby little mitts on some pictures from Saturday:

Getting the day started at the Twisted Spoke:

Here we are after being evicted from the parking lot of Binny's Beverage Depot. That's me in the front, looking the other way.

Then we headed over Navy Pier and started climbing on shit. I'm hanging from the chain. Check out Dreidle Dan!



After the Pier, we rode around for a bit before winding up at Daley Plaza. That's me with the apple beer upended.


From there we headed over to Carson's, and slogged up the escalator to see Santa. Sadly, I don't have any pics with that imposter.


After the UIC Ortho X-mas party, I gave Rasha a treat for being naughty.


And Louie gave me one:


Then I was ready for Karaoke, but the place wasn't open yet! I have no fucking clue what I was yelling right then, but Bernie sure thought it was funny.


You can also check out other pictures from the Santa Cycle Rampage.